cool

hello im amber and i remade bc i suck

funkybug:

i am so tired and so gay

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

funkybug:

i am so tired and so gay

friends!! i have returned i think

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

fucking idiot

—me to me (via v-ws)

shutupaubrey:

shutupaubrey:

harry styles has the face of a concerned mother

image

timothy you haven’t touched your dinner is something wrong

fagsindubai:

i need like 3 shots before checking either my grades or my bank account